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Oct 31 2005

David and Nihir's "Creative Accounting"

Written by DN NewsWire

Monday, 31 October 2005

Hicksville, Ohio - We are receiving unconfirmed reports today that the company Toronto loves may be guilty of Accounting Ignorance under Section 3-14 of the Ontario Accounting People ACT(OAPA).

A source within the company saw David pacing around his office crunching numbers, while Nihir reportedly took the day off.

In a leaked document obtained exclusively by our News Bureau, it appears that despite their overwhelming success in the 4th quarter of 2005, David and Nihir reported GST (Federal Tax) owing of $0.00.

In a scandal more shocking than that of the Canadian Government, David and Nihir may have cheated the Federal Government out of less than $30. Think of all the politicians who could have stolen that money. Who will stand up for their rights today?

This story was on everyone's minds today. "It's despicable. You never think it could happen in your own town," says Nihir Morzaria.

Morzaria was not the only notable figure to comment on this story. U.S. President George Bush was quoted as saying, "David and Nihir are friends of mine. I don't believe they or anyone else in the igloos up there did anything wrong. Anyway, what the hell is GST?"

A spokesperson for the President released a statement later in the day noting that the President was "just joking" and understood that "Canadians don't live in Igloos."

As for what lies ahead for David and Nihir, the future is uncertain. Will the pair rise above the debacle and come to understand the importance of GST Remittance? For the good of the people, one certainly hopes so.

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With files from the archive of my mind.

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Please disregard the above art

Adam Stanklestein (IP:207.219.37.xxx) 2005-11-24 00:41:27

To Whom It May Concern:

Please ignore all statements made by Mr. Morzaria in his rant. As you all know, he is a rampant alcoholic and was drunk at the time it was written. As for Mr. Catzman, I, as his lawyer, assure you that he is completely ignorant as to all the details laid out in the above article. In fact, Mr. Catzman cannot even count let alone be competent enough to figure out a tax return. It was simply a bad quarter for DN Clothingï¿½nothing more.

Yours Truly,
Adam Stanklestein, L.L.B.

Stanklestein, Witz, Feldberg & Associates

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